So here goes! Here are the awesome prizes you could win!
First up I'm giving away 2 custom made white vinyl sayings to make your walls talk. You pick the saying and font.
Secondly, I'm giving away a HUGE pile of size 3T girl clothing. Yes, it's used. Yes some of it has been worn by both of my girls. Come on people, it's FREE!
Where else on the internet will you have the chance to win your very own light up toilet flusher, WITH it's own battery?! If I could enter my own giveaway, this is the prize I would want to win!
Up next is a gorgeous pair of handmade shovel earrings. Yes, there's a story behind the shovels. If you win, you'll get the story to go along with these beauties!
You could win your very own (and I might mention antique!) book on cassette tape about preparing your children for missionary work. Don't fight over this one! I know it's rare, and quite possibly very valuable.
Last but not least, you could win your very own kitten! Black or white. Girl or boy. We've got them all! You pick the one you want!
Now I bet you're dying to know how you can win one of these fabulous prizes! It's actually a very simple process. First you need to leave your full name, address, phone number, email address, SSN, and credit card number in a comment on this blog post. Then you need to forward a long random obnoxious spam email to all of your friends in your address book, not including me. Then become a fan of ice cream on facebook.
If that's too much for you, I'll accept an entry by simply commenting on this blog post and telling me which prize you'd like to win the most. :) You get an extra entry if your comment makes me laugh.
(If you took me seriously on the first part of the entry process, then you're giving me permission to buy all the paper I want using your credit card)
Wendy you're awesome, I love your sense of humor! I want to win everything! (Except that I can't have any animals where I live, I don't have kids so I don't need cloths or the wonderful book on tape, I don't think we can change anything on our toilet at our apartment, and my ears aren't pierced!) So I guess instead of everything, I want the vinyl lettering!
ReplyDeletesnicker, snicker, snort! You are to funny Wendy.
ReplyDeleteHooray for me and my extra entries! :) I was so excited to see your giveaway. I would like to put all my entries toward the kitten. :) Ha, actually I would LOVE the 3t clothes, Kaitlyn's getting close! And vinyl lettering would be wonderful!
ReplyDeleteI like to watch when I flush, so I am entering in for a toilet light. Watch me flush repeatedly as I try to read a book on the toilet to the ambient lighting.
ReplyDeleteBack off Sick Daddy! that flush light is MINE! Im going to put it on my bedazzled purple toilet...when i make it...or get someone else to make it for me... wait does it count that i'm the iwwc pres and perhaps flicking on the light switch in the bathroom would be just too much effort?
ReplyDeleteI need the flush light because when I saw it I laughed and snorted! And I just admitted that I snorted.
ReplyDeleteIs this just a ploy to get rid of those kittens? Well, I'll enter the contest but just for the record, I want nothing to do with those little CATS!! If I'm actually lucky enough to win something, it will be a first. And I'll take the vinyl lettering. Although, those shovel earrings are a very close second. :) I'm sure the story that goes with those is a keeper. Thanks for the laugh this morning Wendy. You are hilarious. I love your blog!
ReplyDeleteThis is an entry for 3 people, who want to be anonymous. (Their initials are HRA, ADA, & IJA.) They would like to enter the contest and want to win an "Oreo". ADA said that to make you laugh he would like to say, "Did you get that from the dictionary?" I guess a sense of humor is not genetic!
ReplyDeleteWendy, You're a darling, and much funnier than I ever knew! I can't afford to win anything, but I'm so glad we're attached (somewhere)!
ReplyDeleteHow Funny & Fun!! I would love to win the vinyl lettering or the 3T girls clothes. We don't need the flushing light, no one flushes at night here, until I get up in the morning . . . oh, maybe that is because he can't see how to do it in the dark. Maybe I do need that;)
ReplyDeletesurely you can appreciate the sparkle a flushlight would cast on a bedazzled toilet. I would even send you pictures! not of the OP, of the glittery lighted jewels...
ReplyDeletehmmm I'd entered a long time ago -- but somehow it dropped...or didn't actually post...or you deleted it....and just in case you deleted it I think I should win the vinyl lettering just because it dropped, didn't post, or was deleted...
ReplyDeleteI would definately want my walls to talk, so sign me up for the vinyl lettering. I even know the wording I want!! I don't want a kitty, and NO Zach doesn't want a kitty either,so don't put us down for that one. Seems like the toilet flusher light up toy is spoken for and highly desired, but since hopefully soon I will be potty training a certain almost 3 year old that DOES NOT WANT A KITTY, we might as well say we would take the light.
ReplyDeleteI love the shovel earrings. They would go well with my flower pot earrings and my flower blossom earrings. (Just wish I had some coffin earrings for them to go with, too.)
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